The moral of the story is ...

Do not leave the boy alone in a room with a new laptop! Why??? Because he will become curious and then he will destroy. He was being too quiet, we should have known!

So, he ripped off most of the keys on the keyboard, opened a million pages on the web, renamed "Microsoft Word" to "3", and a bunch of other crazy things. Sadly our dinner party turned into "help us fix our 2 day old laptop party." Luckily everything seems to be fine, except 3 keys need a new part. It definitely could have been much worse.